A Fete Worse Than Death

By Gary Simpson

When the vicar says he’s going to drop in for tea... Just check to see how far he’ll be dropping

In the sleepy village of Littlehampton, Mary Smallpiece, the vicar’s wife, enlists the help of retired GP Harriet Ffinch to oragnise a fete to raise money for the Church Roof. Moreover, she also persuades her husband Humphrey to do a sponsored abseil down the church tower, aided by her brother Staff Sergeant Marsh of the local Army Cadets. But in a village where everyone knows everyone and everyone has something to hide, is the vicar safe or is he letting himself in for a fall...?

DRAMATIS PERSONAE

 

Humphrey Smallpiece, the vicar

 

Mary Smallpiece, his wife

 

Florence Smallpiece, the postmistress

 

S/Sgt. Marsh of the local Army Cadet Force

 

Tracey Morton, a celebrity come to open the fete

 

James Troughton, a journalist

 

John Forshaw, a local farmer and councillor

 

Sgt Foot of the local constabulary

 

Dr Harriet Ffinch, retired GP and keen amateur sleuth

A FETE WORSE THAN DEATH

Cast 5M 4F

Flexibility Sgt Foot can be played by a woman

Alternative endings None

Period Present day

Special costume requirements Army and police uniform

Staging requirements Nothing special

Suitability for family audiences Suitable for all ages

Complexity +++

Comedy element +++

Atmosphere ++++

THE CATWALK KILLER

 

At a fashion show. Dressed to kill

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A BLOW TO THE HEAD

 

The headmaster’s retiral party

THE MAFIA WEDDING

 

The wedding reception

THE MYSTERY OF TALBOT MANOR

 

The haunted house

THE FINAL ACT

 

A backstage murder mystery

A BRIEF’S ENCOUNTER

 

Murder in the legal profession

THE CATWALK KILLER

 

At a fashion show. Dressed to kill

DEATH BY RADIO

 

Murder during the Blitz

RETURN TO TALBOT MANOR

 

Back from the asylum...

SOAPSUDS

 

The soap opera

A NASTY CASE OF BURNS

 

The Burns Night

A TASTE FOR MURDER

 

The 1970s Disco

OVER MY DEAD BODY

 

The 1920s Manor House Mystery

AN ENGLISHMAN IN NEW YORK

 

Murdernight noir

HELL HATH NO FURY

 

The Ladies Committee

ALL AFLOAT!

 

The 1920s cruise liner

THE SOUND OF

MU..RDER

 

The hills are no longer alive

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TAUGHT A LESSON

 

The schoolroom mystery… for kids!

NEW! A FETE WORSE THAN DEATH

 

The vicar drops in to the village fete

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